

Jokes About DivorcesMarried for 44 Years |
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Now I have a two million dollar home, a $60,000 car, a king size bed and a 65 inch plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old chick, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises! |
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